Ted Cruz Is A Constitution-Wielding Jedi

Jan 6, 2016

We’re not sure why this animation exists, but we’re glad it does. One brave rebel will fight to take down the evil Democrat, Darth Obama, and his army of donkeys… and rhinos? Yes. Rhinos. Wielding the U.S. Constitution as his lightsaber, he will triumph over those stupid liberals and reclaim the country for true Americans. His name? Ted Cruz.

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